What makes you think we have job opportunities? If we had any serious job, don't you think we would be doing them already?

But, anyways, since you are here and because you look like a very genuine person, mail us your CV along with your friend's picture to Mind you, we don't like CVs. So, be very casual about the contents and make sure there are plenty of images customized for colour blind. The moment we receive your CV, we will hire a Recruiter who will then call you to hire you. Once you are hired, you are not supposed to make us work. If you do, we will report to your parents. If you still make us work, we might have to reach your Principal or Correspondent who probably wouldn't know you exist. 

Wishing you the very best.