Me: Want some milk chocolate?
Friend: No thanks, I'm vegan
(A cow truck passes by)
Me: Boy, do they look sad!
Friend: Well someone has to make all your chocolate.
We wouldn't want that, would we?
No one, I repeat no one knows why the chicken crossed the road.
The truth shall set you free.
We've all had this argument at least once in our lives.
Every 3-word phrase lands you in trouble. ... "I'm a Vegan."
Even the vegans secretly know that this is true.
It's in our genes.
Well, meat comes pretty close.
A not-so-vicious cycle.
Changed your mind yet? Vegan or not, stay cool. Don't push it, and don't hurt others.
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